by David Wagner | Apr 1, 2026 | Market Updates
The TV show, South Park, is essentially a weekly fever dream where four foul-mouthed children serve as the only voice of reason in a universe populated by celebrity-obsessed morons and eldritch horrors. It’s the only place on Earth where you can watch a group of...
by David Wagner | Jan 2, 2026 | Market Updates
Mitch Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian whose jokes felt like a stream of brilliant shower thoughts told through a haze of chill confusion. Known for his one-liners, offbeat delivery, and a stage presence that looked halfway between a rock star and a nap,...
by David Wagner | Oct 1, 2025 | Market Updates
If someone looked up the Webster Dictionary definition of the Dave Chappelle Show, it would go something like this: It was rare sketch comedy that managed to be both outrageously inappropriate and socially brilliant at the same time. It felt like a college philosophy...
by David Wagner | Jul 1, 2025 | Market Updates
The academically bearish investors were knocked “Out Cold” in Q2 2025, as the S&P 500 strung together its quickest recovery ever after a 15% or more drop – only taking 55 trading days to recoup the losses – the faster the fall, the faster the rebound. The...
by David Wagner | Apr 1, 2025 | Market Updates
Predicting the stock market will forever be an unsolved mystery. Investors can make decisions based on the facts at hand, yet none of them can have full certainty in the actual future market direction. And, if they do, we hope that they have a parachute on hand for...
